The first trailer for this year’s Spider-Man: Far From Home was finally released earlier this week (despite Peter Parker’s current status in between Avengers: Infinity War and Endgame). Although the two-minute long video is labelled as a “teaser”–and just what constitutes a trailer nowadays anyway?–it gave us a pretty good idea of what this movie was about. Of course, you can check out the full breakdown of everything that happening in it to learn more, but that’s not why you’re here, is it?

I have some burning questions about what’s going on in this film, and the only way to satisfy the fire inside is to make up theories about where I think this movie is headed. Basically, I’m going to be talking about Mysterio a whole lot because something isn’t sitting right with me. Also, this has to tie into Endgame somehow, right? At times, I use actual evidence to back up my claims, like you should in real life. Other times, I’m shouting craziness into the wind like an old man on a rocking chair hoping someone will look my way.

Regardless of what we were shown in the trailer, there is going to be more to this movie than meets the eye, and that’s why I have nine theories about Far From Home, ranging from “plausible” to “what drugs are you taking,” and we’re kicking things off with the most plausible ones.

Spider-Man: Far From Home’s release date is set for July 5.